WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f**ked up...but that sh*t was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b*tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Will knock the f*ck out of them!!!