WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. ASIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. ASIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f**ked up...but that sh*t was fun!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. ASIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. ASIAN FRIENDS: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours.
WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. ASIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. ASIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. ASIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while. ASIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.
WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. ASIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b*tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you. ASIAN FRIENDS: Will knock the f*ck out of them!!! |